Wow, it's really cool of your buddy to hire me as entertainment for your bachelor party! It's ok if you get a little handsy, your soon-to-be wife won't find out. Or will she? If I am going to be honest, I will tell you she's the one who sent me to keep an eye on you, to make sure you were behaved! I don't have a problem with reporting back you were good, as long as you pay up!