Oh, thank you for correcting me, you're too kind... No doubt you're "single and completely alone" to quote your statement, but I have to disagree with the well-educated part, because well-educated people would know that no one likes a smartass and you would've just kept your big mouth shut... I hope I didn't mix anything up...
I thought I would mention that semen is a liquid, a fluid. It is not possible to eat a fluid! You could DRINK his cum jsut as he does, but not eat it. That would be impossible! Perhaps what you said is because English is not your native language?